Carl-A

Verb. The act of dividing something edible in equal portions on a platter at a party or barbecue. A true Carl-A is completed when the divider eventually ends up eating both portions he or she divided up.

Hans: Does anyone want this whole hamburger? If not, I'm going to Carl-A it.
Drew: Hey, you ate both pieces! I wanted the other half.

by J.Z.Romano October 16, 2008

Carl

"Dammit Carl! Why you gotta mess everything up?"

Carl is SUCH a screw up

by Squidward Squarepants August 20, 2016

Carl

Every bad word/name/insult ever created

Beats everything out there

John: Dude yur so god dam ANNOYING!

Chris: My Nigga yuhs a Carl!

John: Sad Face

by notmyrealname42 July 30, 2011

carl

an extremely gay twat who likes men,he wanks over them and when they find out .he bites his lips and goes for a cheeky one in a bin.

"he carl you douche bag!"

by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

Carl

Usually used as the word for lances son. Or used as a term for pikey.

Oi dont be such a carl.

by Pakijon May 21, 2009

carl

Evian is better than Carl

Carl's ass is small

hes not the feature

han greier ikke å grabbe

"omg carl tried to grab me today he sucks"
"i know right"

by evianerbesttt April 11, 2019

carl

Gay fag, normally not athletic and is very much a man whore.

wow, that gay person is such a carl.

by bhcvbhlxb May 26, 2019