J.Z.Romano's definitions

Carl-A

Verb. The act of dividing something edible in equal portions on a platter at a party or barbecue. A true Carl-A is completed when the divider eventually ends up eating both portions he or she divided up.

Hans: Does anyone want this whole hamburger? If not, I'm going to Carl-A it.
Drew: Hey, you ate both pieces! I wanted the other half.

by J.Z.Romano October 16, 2008