Carbon arithmetic

The activists' and liberals' notion that giving birth to children is racism against the planet simply due to the fact that humans breathe out carbon.

Liberals and climate activists who believe in carbon arithmetic should stop reproducing. I think having more children is a wonderful thing.

by Sexydimma December 5, 2022

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Carbon monoxide

What somebody is going to breathe instead of oxygen if you stick their head next to an exhaust pipe intentionally.

If a guy has a knee on his neck while his head is right near an exhaust pipe of a car, he has nothing to take in but car exhaust. Just like somebody sitting in a garage with the grage door closed and a car running. Death is from both lack of oxygen and carbon monoxide.

by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021

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Carbon Footprint

The quantity of greenhouse gases that have risen in the atmosphere caused by human actions.

The average quantity of carbon footprint globally is roughly around 4 tons, whereas the average in the United States is 16 tons which is 4 times the global average. The United States contributes to the 2nd most carbon footprint emissions globally following China which releases the most.

by UltimateDoge August 22, 2022

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carbon guilt

The feeling of guilt for using too much carbon,
e.g. too much air travel,
driving to the corner shop in the car, etc

'Man, I have to fly to Zurich for the second time this month'
'Whoa, you must have some major carbon guilt over that'

by jenngirl January 2, 2009

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carbon copies

squad friends queens

the best friend group you ever did see
Members: Jordan, Jamison, Eads, Reid, Melissa, Meg, and Sydney

girl 1: Did you hear the carbon copies are having a party this weekend?

girl 2: Omg we have to get invited

by bob_duncan_1 February 6, 2020

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