"All hat, no cattle"

Used to illustrate those who inappropriately wear large Western hats, usually indoors. Often said of country-and-western performers.

"All hat, no cattle" describes that country-and-western band out of Cleveland to a T.

by Georg Znaeym July 22, 2006

cattle tick mass

A long and boring church service; the weight of a blood-sucking insect.

We had to sit through a two-hour long cattle tick mass before the priest began the wedding ceremony.

by debonaircaveman August 25, 2009

Cattle Chute

Another name for jet bridge, or movable jetway, used for boarding aircraft.

The name comes from the fact that they are used to move large herds of cattle from the boarding gate to the aircraft.

Did they call our row for boarding yet?

Yep, everybody down the cattle chute!

by Braniff747 September 28, 2012

Cattleprodding

The act of stimulating your anus with a Cattle Prod.

"Hey Clem wanna go to the movies?"
"Sorry guys I can't, I was just Cattleprodding so hard that I can't feel my anus now"

by BigJamie88 July 30, 2016

cattle pounder

A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.

"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."

by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018

Cattle farmer

A person that purposely engages in sexual interactions with multiple overweight or obese people

John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer

by Fluforon January 28, 2019

Cattle Chute

concrete barrier construction detour where you are driving and have concrete barriers on both sides of your vehicle

The cattle chute on highway 100 was so long.

by dumptruckunclesam August 29, 2021