calculator

people say its an cheating device, but in reality, its the thing that most people use because the problems are way to hard to do in your brain.

guy: ok now all i need to do is multiply the results
Q: 25 x 99 = ?
guy: oh god i need to use my calculator

by someone else thats not u February 9, 2021

Calculator

What asians are not allowed to own or they risk a... well..... other asians understand.

Dad: "Is this yours?"
Reveals my calculator

Me: "N....n....N-n-n-n-n-o, maybe its Pui's."
Next door neighbour: "Why does it sound like Wang is humping the wall?"
His wife: "Must've found his sons calculator."

by Xyanid3 February 26, 2021

Calculator

Trying to hid the fact you are gay. If you call someone a calculator your basically calling them gay

Skeppy: you’re a calculator!
Bad: what? What does calculation have to do with anything!

Skeppy: im a calculator today!

by Mo0thh April 17, 2021

colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

Calculator Gremlins

The gremlins inside the calculator that solve the math problems

Texas Instruments has recently captured and employed 100,000 more calculator gremlins to entrap in the latest model of the TI-84+CE

by Cheeseburger America Man May 6, 2023

math calculator

A calculator that makes life easier when doing math...

Yo can I use your math calculator?
No, ur just becoming dumber by the second bc of it.

by VEENNNN December 21, 2022

fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates

“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”

by chowduh August 2, 2023