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calculator

a cool machine that is used to help you with masturbation and life
oh my god im so hard, i need a 'calculator'
by john f kennerdy December 8, 2016
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Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”
by Gatyyy November 13, 2025
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Calculator

Something you call your Asian friend when he answers a question in math or gets a good grade on a math test
Asian friend: Yes I got a A+ on the math test
Non-Asian friend: Dude your such a Calculator
by Hugedickuser69 June 3, 2020
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fortnite calculator

Being a fortnite calculator means you love fortnite skins and fortnite cosmetics and know when every cosmetic in fortnite was last seen in the item shop and their release dates
“Bro he’s a fortnite calculator he knows when the Travis Scott skin was last seen in the shop.”
by chowduh August 2, 2023
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Advanced calculator

Also known as advanced calc, it is a slang word meaning phone, usually used in a school setting.
(Kid playing on phone in class)
Other student:Yo why do you have your phone out?
Kid with phone:It’s my advanced calculator!
by Agoober23 November 5, 2025
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calculator

a tool that is often mistaken for a cell phone because of the number keypad
Person 1: Hey why does this phone have a square root button?
Person 2: That's a calculator! You can only use that to call people in your local area.
by exampleofperson'sname June 13, 2022
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