smoke a canon

To smoke a joint or a blunt

Man I gotta pull over and smoke that canon or else I'm gonna fall asleep.

by DudeStoner February 28, 2005

Jizz Canon

The word Jizz is used to refer to ones sexy spray which is emmited from the end of ones falice (the cum shot shooting out your dong). The word canon here refers to ones falice, penis, nob, dick, cock, dong, pencil, pink flute, weapon of mass destruction (in some cases destraction) and so on, let us not be distracted by theses many words used to refer to ones meat as it where. Henceforth Jizz Canon is a term used to describe the frightfully large male genetalia, of which i myself own, this object is so large that when it emmits its Jizz it fires it with such high pressure through the japs eye, much like a supersoker, that the jizz may actually cause damage to a person or object, the act is viewed as something of a display of male dominance and is also refered to as a sexy explosion.

"Reauri did you hear with your ears how during my sanhurst days i was fast tracked to the rank of brigadier for my impressively immense genitalia, i was then sent to the disagreement in Iraq and my penis was actually used as a canon to blast Iraqi insurgents out of there hiding places, it was called a supersoaker, i tell you i do that this here bell caused the death of Osama Bin Ladin, i stuck him down and your Sergent Wayne King over there dribbled on him apparently it was like napalm"
"Tremendous Sir i have highest gratitude and respect for you and your third leg, i hearby announce that you posses a Jizz Canon"

by Muhammed Legend July 27, 2007

el cajon social security office

ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind.

A deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3.

by ellesmelle March 27, 2004

Non canon

Something not accepted by the original creator or it being a spin off

Super sayain 4(Non canon)

by CharlestenChew June 5, 2018

Caco

A person who has no self respect, originality, and/or taste for music. Cacos listen to reggaeton at full volume so they seem cool in front of their peers. They also have a tendency to idolatrize cars, women, and money above everything else because they of their obvious superficiality and lack of intelectual capacity. Cacos use plenty of foul language, slang, and will laugh and/or comment on the mention of words like "stick", "balls", and "hole", turning any decent conversation into ridiculous sex talk.

My caco bastard neighbor listens to reggaeton at full volume when I'm trying to sleep, so I turn my speakers all the way up and fight back with hours of loud punk rock.

by Grebekel April 28, 2005

Caco

A variant of the modern day "gangster" that are most commonly found in Puerto Rico in every place. They are known for being douche bags who solve everything by using violence and using excesseive cursing and only hear a style of outdated rap called "Reggeaton" . They also listen to music in their cars at an extremely high volume, also known for having a high sex drive and making dirty jokes out everything.

Man, that guy used to be my friend, now he's a caco.

by Eggydrums March 7, 2012

Canon

A fanfiction or pairing that is true to the original work.

Puzzleshipping is so canon, don't you think?

by Aderyn W. December 11, 2011