buy monica

Desperate enough to pay for oral sex

It's closin' time, I need to get mine... Where can I buy Monica?

by Spazzy69 May 25, 2014

Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

high buy

that stupid shit that you buy while you're high.

-was that 100 pack of ball pit balls a high buy?

-yeah.

by ganjakoolaidman April 18, 2010

Bobby-buy

An impulsive buy.

To purchase without prior consideration or analysis.

"I'm so going to bobby-buy that new LoL champion."

"I just bobby-bought this new game I've never even heard of."

by Ramza789 November 5, 2012

Buy Decred

A term of endearment wishing someone good fortune and success with their endeavors. Mostly used at the end of a conversation in lieu of saying "good bye".

"Hey man, it's been great catching up with you. Hope you have a Great Day and Buy Decred."

by decrednation April 2, 2022

buy up

When someone underage asks someone to buy alcohol for them.

Today it's your turn to buy up.

by SwitchDaddy April 3, 2008

buy one

To be shot, esp. killed, by a gun.

"If I buy one, you muddafucka, I'm not gonna buy it from you."

-Al Pacino in SERPICO

by francisherrimann May 13, 2009