Buying Twitter

Inflicting Damage upon one self, accidentally making your own life way harder than it had to be.

"Please stop arguing with Tom, you are buying twitter right now."
"Oh man I totally bought twitter today, by queueing up to a league game."
"Why would you buy twitter? Just don't enroll into that course..."

by LeBademeister November 15, 2022

buy their razor

Sports-related: to knock a team out of playoff contention. Derived from the tendency for sports teams to grow their beards during the playoffs as a sign of team unity.

The Chargers bought the Titans their razor(buy their razor) last night by pounding them 42-17 in Tennessee, knocking the Titans to 7-8 and completely out of the playoff chase.

by The Evil Steve December 26, 2009

high buy

that stupid shit that you buy while you're high.

-was that 100 pack of ball pit balls a high buy?

-yeah.

by ganjakoolaidman April 18, 2010

Buy Decred

A term of endearment wishing someone good fortune and success with their endeavors. Mostly used at the end of a conversation in lieu of saying "good bye".

"Hey man, it's been great catching up with you. Hope you have a Great Day and Buy Decred."

by decrednation April 2, 2022

Bobby-buy

An impulsive buy.

To purchase without prior consideration or analysis.

"I'm so going to bobby-buy that new LoL champion."

"I just bobby-bought this new game I've never even heard of."

by Ramza789 November 5, 2012

buy up

When someone underage asks someone to buy alcohol for them.

Today it's your turn to buy up.

by SwitchDaddy April 3, 2008

buy one

To be shot, esp. killed, by a gun.

"If I buy one, you muddafucka, I'm not gonna buy it from you."

-Al Pacino in SERPICO

by francisherrimann May 13, 2009