When a man and women both bungee jump off of a building one after the other, and the man slams his penis into the women's cavity while he's still going down and she is going up. The man is usually charge with murder because the women will die. The man will end up with a broken pelvis.
Jailbird 1: how did you end up in here
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy
Jailbird 2: I Bungee-gungeed the misses
Jailbird 1: So that's why your balls are wrapped up like a f*cking mummy
by Bungee gungeer July 20, 2014
The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022
Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.
Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."
by your. real. name. August 09, 2019
A Bungee Muncher is someone who has an affinity for performing the act of cunnilingus whilst "bouncing" from the hidey hole to the spidey hole.
Frederick's domineering wife loved having go spelunking in her neither regions. Alternating between her Crevasse & Buttress, she constantly told him, "You're the best Bungee Muncher I've ever had, I'm never divorcing you."
by $trikingViking February 01, 2021
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
The phrase Bungee bollocks does not have to refer to older men though as it a phrase used for when, someone of the male gender wears shorts and their bollocks have dropped out and are in clear view.
The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.
The drooping of the skin around the bollocks due to aging can cause men of 90+ years of age sometimes have trouble with this and end up tripping over their own bollocks.
Arnold: Hi Trev you ready for that run.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.
Trev: Yeah sure, just waiting for Laurie.
'Laurie Approaches'
Arnold: Don't look now but Laurie has bungee bollocks.
Trev: Woah you could hang a baby off those.
by General G. Imp May 14, 2008
(HUN-jr-ee BUN-jee)
IPA: (‘hʌn.dƷɚ,i.‘bʌn.dƷi)
(Noun) An East Indian who wears a turban and doesn’t allow coexistence.
IPA: (‘hʌn.dƷɚ,i.‘bʌn.dƷi)
(Noun) An East Indian who wears a turban and doesn’t allow coexistence.
Why are all the Hayanjaree Bungees in Winnipeg if they don’t want to respect our rights and freedoms?
by Team S.O.S.+ June 18, 2024