Bosnian Doobie

When a Bosnian male drinks bottles of vinegar claiming it's for high blood pressure, when in reality we all know he just smoked a fat one and needs to pass a drug test.

Ganovic's drinking a Bosnian Doobie so he doesn't get fired tomorrow.

by Vinnyjobob December 1, 2018

Bosnian

A disingenuous way to make fun of and embarrass people by referring to them as Bosnian, particularly after a partly or wholly incompetent action.

Customer: "Hello I am here to do my Amazon return it is this thing where Amazon gives me some scannable code and they told me you would...oh...so you've done this before..."
*Customer exits work premises*
Co-worker 1: "Like she needed to tell me what an Amazon return is when I have done millions"
Co-worker 2: "Yeah, what a fucking Bosnian"

by dontwastemytime February 1, 2020

Bosnian Steamer

A Bosnian Steamer is when you take a shit on a active landmine and play frisbee with it, optionally you can play frisbee with grandma

My dog played fetch with my Bosnian steamer, he exploded when he caught it.

by freaky&zestytesticlee August 6, 2024

bosnian roulette

The game of bosnian roulette works as follows. All the players walk into a bosnian forest. The first one to step on a mine and die loses the game. You can play this game in a last one standing mode. How to do that is self explanatory.

Person 1: Nah bro she's my girl
Person 2:lets play bosnian roulette to figure it out

by Thug_rommely August 3, 2023

Bosnian Welcome Mat

a landmine

He was pronounced dead after stepping on a Bosnian Welcome Mat.

by BrandonKT1234 October 2, 2025

Bosnian Phone Box

A sexual act where a woman gets onto her knees as the man stands over her with his legs spread. She proceeds to place the tip of her finger into the mans ring piece as if inserting some change. She then places his erect cock onto her ear and talks into the mans arse hole. To hang up the call the man will usually take a steaming hot shit right in her gob just like a dirty Bosnian Phone Box.

Man my wife loved the Bosnian phone box I gave her last night, I’d eaten a hot tikka masala the night before too!

by Twiggy_222 October 8, 2020

Bosnian Shoe Shine

The act of utilizing severed feet, from either a living or deceased human, to give a foot job.

Charles had a massive foot fetish as well as issue meeting women. He thus had to resort to Bosnian Shoe Shines at the local cemetery to get off.

by Ricky Butch November 29, 2024