by Boris Johnson 2019 November 04, 2019
by The angry autistic gay December 21, 2021
by ISuckedUrMom February 24, 2022
The sock you use when there are no tissues available in times of need (of busting a nut). In other words, a plan B that is literally the worst possible option
by The Heumungeus Mans September 18, 2019
Adjective:
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
To fuck up so badly, causing mass confusion that will last for years to come.
Having no idea what you are doing, but saying it with a half confidence and a jokey way in the hope people believe you.
Ensuring blame is always pointed at everyone else except you. This is best achieved through passive racial slurs and praying on fear of immigration.
Not having any morals and being able to lie like an acrobat even when the inter is full of videos of you saying what you are denying.
No giving a fuck about anyone or anything but you own self image, and ensuring there is dodgy cash lining you pockets.
Examples:
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'
Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
'Gary you have really Boris Johnson'd that right up!'
Or
'Karen what the hell has happened?'
Karen - 'I've done a Boris Johnson'
by Sickofeverything2019 September 06, 2019
Boris Johnson had been so excited at the gullibility of the population, he was already onto his third wank blanket of the week.
by Comedy Continuum April 04, 2021
Verb; To be Boris Johnsoned.
i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. A blow job, from the initials B & J
ii. To completely body check someone, esp. a child.
i. Dude, I totally got a Boris Johnson last night.
ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
ii. Did you see that kid get Boris Johnsoned yesterday?!
Holy shit, yes. He is an utter weapon.
by some random homosapien March 11, 2016