A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005
Get the Borgism mug.Failcaitlin and Maducha are BorisHackering.
Though more than BorisHackering, Failcaitlin just fails.
Though more than BorisHackering, Failcaitlin just fails.
by nantinkspink September 29, 2008
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(Call him Boris)
He is the Slav superstar of Youtube. First joining in 2012 with the name Nocturno Plays, he then named it LifeofBoris. He has a cousin called Anatoli, a cat called Artyom (named after Metro protagonist) and a neighbor Vadim, who steals Boris' sausage and drills holes in the wall for wall carpets. His videos specialize in gaming, cooking, and occasionally (well before COVID-19) country reviews, where he visits other Eastern European countries and does a tour of a city. He has presumably 2 defunct channels, Gopnik Gaming and Slavtek. He currently lives in Saint Petersburg as stated in a video released in early March.
(Call him Boris)
He is the Slav superstar of Youtube. First joining in 2012 with the name Nocturno Plays, he then named it LifeofBoris. He has a cousin called Anatoli, a cat called Artyom (named after Metro protagonist) and a neighbor Vadim, who steals Boris' sausage and drills holes in the wall for wall carpets. His videos specialize in gaming, cooking, and occasionally (well before COVID-19) country reviews, where he visits other Eastern European countries and does a tour of a city. He has presumably 2 defunct channels, Gopnik Gaming and Slavtek. He currently lives in Saint Petersburg as stated in a video released in early March.
by Neighbor Vadim March 15, 2021
Get the Boris Borisivich Borislav mug.A professional roaster for hire, if you get caught in a roast battle with him, you might as well start inviting people for your funeral. Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji PULLS bitches but he got no time for that. Borris spends 3/4 of his life perfecting his Minecraft skills in education edition and analysing Dreams moves at 0.25x speed.
Borris Rajachandran Vishnu Balaji: "At least I'm not a pineapple head, small brain kid who is undeveloped and has down syndrome with a mum and dad who're poopyheads. I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge in Minecraft"
Guy: *dies*
Guy: *dies*
by babu chettan March 10, 2022
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