Bingo Bongo

When you and Your friend accidentally take your pants off at the exact same time and have to have a sword fight to decide who’s gay.

Jack: Dang it man I saw your penis
Me: Damn I saw yours too
Jack: I guess we have to have a Bingo Bongo!

by Juggujug July 12, 2019

Congo Bongos

A name for the ass cheeks of a black woman with a shapely booty that is, or would be, pleasing to touch/spank.

Guy 1: Damn! Take a look at the ass on her.
Guy 2: I'd play those Congo Bongos any day.

by MidwestDW November 14, 2014

bongo mag

bongo mag (n). Rhythm literature,
spangle book.

I like to look at bongo mag's

by C February 24, 2004

bongo fever

having an unstopable urge to go the the nearest club and dance worse than a retarded ape

"bongo fever" your 10 bottles of blue WKD worse off and its saturday night. so you and your friends put your war paint on and shorest skirts and go the the bongo!

by skunk(69) August 14, 2011

Cum Bongo

An affectionate name for lady juice sometimes emitted during female orgasm. This act can be accompanied by singing altered lyrics to the 80s TV jingle for the similarly named juice drink. "Cum Bongo, Cum Bongo, They drink it in the Congo." Don't get carried away, neither health professionals or the Congolese advise drinking Cum Bongo.

Mother Teresa discovering she was a Norris McWhirter was exciting, washing the Cum Bongo stains from her sheet the next day was however, was a thundering nuisance.

by Phep November 1, 2015

Bongo bitch

Bongo boys are people who don’t believe you when you tell them you are in-fact Michelangelo

I am Michelangelo you bongo bitch.

by anonymous February 24, 2020

Dongo Bongo

The act of slapping ones phallus on their significant others buttcheeks at any point during intercourse to make a sick beat

Last night my boyfriend pulled out during sexy times to play the dongo bongos

by Funkmeister5000 July 15, 2016