cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.

by blank June 9, 2003

cockblock

a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

cockblock

When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.

Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.

by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012

Operational Cockblock

Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.

Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.

I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....

But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.

Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.

Where a year later........:

Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....

......and a week later: you get fired.

;)

by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009

DockBlock

A male cologne that smells like the combination of salt water, boat fumes and money.

As we pulled up to Houser's I got a whiff of that Dockblock and immediately became hard.

by Captain Creep January 12, 2015

Cockblocker

Someone who blocks you online and then cowardly addresses a reply post that you can’t see or reply to

Hey, I can only assume you can’t see Jim’s reply to you on my timeline cause you didn’t reply to that weak ass shit with another bitch slap. He’s such a cockblocker. So predictable...

by Bam2it September 17, 2020

Blockflock

A word used by the racist streamer bathrobe_dwane, it is another word for a black person.

Person 1: Did you see Dwane's stream last night?
Person 2: Yeah, he called somebody in his chat a blockflock.

by chief_hates_em February 25, 2021