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Blow Job Philanthropist

(noun)
{1} A celebrated member of society, whom receives no compensation for voluntary duties, which include, but are not limited to, orally extracting semen.

{2} A person who increases the well-being of mankind by performing the act of fellatio without reciprocity.

{3} A married woman who generously doles out blow jobs to the neighborhood teenage males, because she no longer has sex with her wealthy, balding and overweight husband.
Did you know that Todd's mother used to be the #1 blow job philanthropist this side of the Mississippi?

Rachel is a true American; she hasn't charged me once for a blow job.

Mrs. Dornpith is a foxy cougar; I know this because she gave me a blumpkin while Mr. Dornpith quietly napped by the pool.

Blow job lips 

a girl with nice lips not too big not too small, just enough to stop your cock being scratched by teath and not too big too ruin it
guy 1: dude, that girl gives great blow jobs
guy 2: its cuz she has blow job lips
Blow job lips by LissyLooLar November 18, 2009

Blow Job Sandwich 

The Sexual act of two women, (or possibly men, or a combination of the two) providing a simultaneous blow job on a lucky recipient, usually with each performer sharing a side of the penis. The performers can also 'make out' while the penis is thrusted in between their mouths, this is also sometimes referred to as 'The Rude Frenchman'.
SAM: "Hey Steve, I noticed that both Becky and Tara were all over you at that party last night, so I was wondering...who did you fuck?"

STEVE: "Neither, I brought them both back to my apartment and settled for a Blow Job Sandwich."

SAM: "You call that settling?"
Blow Job Sandwich by Isaac_Rath_124 September 26, 2009

Blow-job bandit 

A catholic girl that blows you on the first date and takes off without ever being seen again.
"The bandit stikes again," Brett said with a smile on his face.
Blow-job bandit by Charlie Park January 18, 2003

blow job betty 

A girl who got cum stuck in her windpipe while giving head.
Sure was a shame about blow job betty.
blow job betty by Manda July 21, 2004

Blow Job Hairdo 

When a woman has her hair wrapped up in a pony tail, flipped up on top.
Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”

Blow Job Artist (BJA) 

a woman who is particularly excellent at blow jobs
that girl last night gave me the best blow job ever. as if i were getting head from a vacuum. i do believe she was a Blow Job Artist (BJA).