Shit Blister

A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.

Stan took a foam donut everywhere so he could take the pressure off his shit blister when he sat.

by Larry Sanders December 7, 2004

Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.

"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!

by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007

Twister Blister

Fingers are interlocked so palms face outward and are not touching. Fingers are wiggled as they are placed in vagina and/or rectum.

He Twister Blistered me so much it felt like Animal from the Muppets was inside me was.

by BitchJustGotSurveyed January 12, 2010

blinkered

You guys calling the original guy an idiot are all wrong. I'm a huge horse racing fan, and racehorses wear blinkers. A carriage-pulling horse, or a jumper, wears blinders, but the hoods that some racehorses wear are indeed blinkers, which is where the term comes from.

One of the most famous racehorses of all time, Secretariat, wore blinkers in all of his races.

by FusaichiPegasusK April 2, 2005

shit blister

A mushroom , grow in shit. Little white blisters in a giant pile of shit

OH MAN! they put shit blisters on my pizza

by YBJ March 19, 2005

Blister Ditch

An infected, puss filled vagina.

She was super hot, but had a bad case of blister ditch.

by Tag Napson August 21, 2013

Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013