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Blechinger

Austrian decent, Blechinger(s) are mostly known for being out standing in all they do, any goal they wish to achieve is accomplished.

Can also be used as a verb, for an action that is preformed without reason.
That guy that was in class today was such a blechinger.
by Facekickulater December 3, 2009
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Blessing in Disguise

An idiom where something bad actually had a good side.
Not eating the chicken was a blessing in disguise due to the fact it was poisoned.
by Lori E. February 7, 2022
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House Blessing

When you walk through a home (not necessarily yours) and ejaculate on random objects.
"Dude, I got drunk and gave Jodi a house blessing while she was at pilates!"
by Anonymous983938938572389 June 18, 2013
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Aphrodite's Blessing

When you're banging a chick and she orgasm so hard it pushes your penis out and proceeds to spray liquid all over you and the surrounding area.
Man 1: Last night was crazy, she gave me an Aphrodite's Blessing after I pumped her for hours.
Man 2: Yeah, I can still smell it on you.
by DefinitelyNotRedDiamond17 October 14, 2021
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blessing

a fat and ugly annonying person who always slaps the back of people's head she looks lke a butt.
wow what could be worse than blessing' why is she even called blessing when she is not even one
by greystone roar September 28, 2017
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man blessing

The act of a man, being a specimen of an extremely high grade of human genetics, bestowing his procreational seed upon a female.
Look at him. He is strong and sexy, he is incredible at Jeopardy, he can dunk a basketball, he is a pilot, and he just founded a software company. I would do anything for him to give me his man blessing.
by aJayBoulder July 2, 2008
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Blessing of the beef

To allow someone the privilege of partaking of your genitalia. Where beef = dick and blessing = gracing one with the dick thereof.
1. yo man I heard Stacey's mom's been dying for that shaft, you gonna bless her with the beef?

2. doe on the real man I gotta give my blessing soon. The blessing of the beef that is.
by Doctor Boner November 5, 2012
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