Dirty Bernard

When you are getting it on with a chick but then you remember you ate Taco Bell for your date and a storm starts brewing. So you have a semen fart diarrhea explosion and it’s not in your bed. So you try to redeem yourself by peeing on her

Man, that date went horrible, I pulled a dirty Bernard and she wasn’t into it, I thought she would love it!!

by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea December 14, 2022

Pulling a Bernard

Pulling a Bernard: Disguising yourself and pretending to be a different person in order to date someone without them realising your true identity.
As seen in the 2010 Dreamworks movie, Megamind.

Chick one: That asshole! I thought it was my boyfriend sexing me up all night. Turned out it was his twin bro!
Chick two: Shit girl, he just pulled a Bernard!

Dude 1: So, I had my hoodie on, and this dudette suddenly glomps me, coz she thought I was her boyfriend. Nearly got away with it, too.
Dude 2: Ohoho! Shit, man! You were halfway to pulling a Bernard

by SweetestLittleBitch December 7, 2011

Kayla St Bernard

You, or a person you're searching up.

We aren't detectives bozo.

Teacher - " Kayla St Bernard, answer this question please. What is your name? "
Kayla St Bernard - "You just said it dumbass. "

by -Kaylicous May 1, 2021

Bernhard

Bernhard is a guy who is just amazing. He`s always charming and funny. Also he is inteligent and hung like a elephant!

"Dude I´am feeling so good today!"

"You Sir, are a Bernhard for one day!"

by Murph69 January 24, 2017

Burkhardt olympics

A random game played at any given time where victims of a horrific fart give it a medal of bronze, silver or gold. Named after Mr. Jim Burkhardt, the nastiest Budweiser drinkin ass ever made. Its almost always a guarantee that after a competitor has wiped out half the room he (or she) is gonna have to go wipe themselves due to the large amounts of fart grease released with the competitors entry. The game cant be played when one is droppin a deuce. Multiple medals can be won in any given day.

Good God!!! What the hell did you eat?!?! (starts to dry heave) I'll give that a silver medal in the Burkhardt Olympics..

by poops Duck December 11, 2010

Bernardito

A suave tall man, with a goatee and suave hair. Well mannered and loves every one. Loves life and is extremly charming. Nothing really troubles him. He is very Positive. When he smiles his teeth sparkle.

Bernardito can teach anyone a lesson on suavness.

by AZubi June 23, 2012

Bernart

Bernart is a small dude who barley will get to 6 foot. He currently has a drastically negative record in fifa and always gotta blame the lag and bs. In class, he ask me on an avrage about 3 times per lesson when we end and I give him the same awnser every time. Another thing that i find pretty crazy is that he sits in a huge winter jacket inside even when its summer and really hot outside. Everyone in this city has somehow come across the name "Bernart". The only time he lights up during a day is either when he find out that our next lession is PE or when his idol Pessi scores. Otherwise, he isnt really a happy lad. The second he get some money, they disapear immediately because of the urge of fifa points. 5 times he has dropped the big 12000. However, he never gets anything, but that prick never learns, he already told me that he need to try again. But what he really want isnt the points, its the packs. When someone in his team play bad, he sell that player and buy packs for the coins he got. He also claims that he got a 20 cm willy and his dad has a 25. He swore on titchu. His biggest rival is a guy with better record and hotter body, Joel. Joel is the better fifa player and has always been. He has more experience, skills, motivation, packluck, better passing, shooting ect ect ect. They hate eachother so much. The 1v1 is comming soon. He told me thet he will clap that idiot litterly 20 seconds ago while i typed this.

Bernart - fifa points - fifa - joel - 6 foot - 20 cm!

by Harpovich October 11, 2022