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Benis

It's like penis but with beans
Person 1: dang man did you see what John made
Person 2: oh yeah he made that cool Benis
by Sooiler July 29, 2020
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Beni and Kai

Beni and Kai part 2.

The day Kai left. The day kai left, Beni didn’t cry that much. But she always knew she wouldn’t cry until it really it her. It hadn’t hit her yet. The first day at school without kai felt so lonely. One thing that hit the hardest for her is a text from her friend that she was talking to. “I feel bad for you. Everytime I saw you I saw her. But now you walk alone.” She would think about that sometimes at night, staring up at the ceiling in her dark room and cry. She had no idea what to do and who to talk to. It’s like, she had no one. Time went on, she found 1 new friend and built a stronger bond with someone she was kinda friends with from middle school. But it was no good. Everytime they did stuff together, Beni would always be reminded of kai. Everytime she hung out with her friend and it’s not that fun, she would always think about Kai and wish that it were them with her instead. She knew that it was wrong, and her friends deserved better. But she couldn’t help it. It was always them. It was always, Kai. She just wanted Kai back. More than anything. She loves her new friends, but it’s nothing compared to Kai. It’s wrong it’s wrong it’s wrong she knows, but… it’s always Kai. She spent everyday with Kai, on the phone, texting, meeting up, talking, now she can’t have that. Not in the same way anyway. She doesn’t want to move on. It’s always Kai. She wants friends, but it’s always Kai. She hates feeling like this, but it’s always Kai. Beni. And Kai…
*Beni and Kai walking together on the Bus laughing*

“Ahh if it isn’t Beni and Kai”
by mspglittercookie April 23, 2022
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beni

a short italian who loves picking his girlfriends nose. he is very short but treats his girlfriend kinda good
by gfhjjhddgjkkk April 1, 2022
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Beni

Truly unique name, not even the owners no it.
It might have oromic origin related with the part of human eye pupil.
Andre: Hey do you know who created that amazing program?
Addison: What you mean? It's Beni. You should have known that by now.
Andre: I know he was a great writer, but I never knew Beni is such an artist. I mean just look at the open source code.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Benis

A baked bean penis that belongs to a man who has a woman's name
Sharon: Hey Betty, Nice BENIS
Betty: Cheers Mate!
by KH28 Apekz July 30, 2019
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smul benis

An under average size male genital.

Often used to make jokes about your friends
Haha look! David has a smul benis
by granpasExLover April 1, 2019
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Beni and Kai

Beni and Kai. There was once 2 people named Beni and Kai. Beni is an amazing girl and kai is a amazing person. They were the best of friends. Always laughing together, smiling, always next to each other. At first they hated each other, but as time went on, they became best friends. They had really ugly laughs too. They fit perfectly for each other because when they laughed together, it was so so ugly. most of the time they wouldn’t even be laughing at the joke, they would just be laughing at each other’s laugh. Their laugh increasing each time. They had each other. All through-out middle school and high school. And man, did they make memories. 6 years can sure make a lot of memories. Their freshman year was a blast. They had so much fun together. It was just them. Just the 2 of them. Beni and Kai. Even the bus driver would see them everyday after school going on the bus together “Hey Beni, hey kai” he would say. It was always them together. Everyone who knew one always knew the other. They were always together. Always meeting up after each period to talk for a while before heading off to their other classes. They always had each other and no one else. Sure they had some other friends, but in the end it was always them. Beni and kai. It was never the same with other people. Everything was going great, until one day,
Kai found out that they were moving to another state. 13 hours away from Beni. They both cried a lot. They had about 2 weeks together.

THIS IS JUST PART 1 GUYSS
*Beni and Kai walking together in the hallways*
“Hey Beni! Hey Kai!”

*Beni and Kai walking to the bus laughing together*
“Ahhh, if it isn’t Beni and Kai”
by mspglittercookie April 23, 2022
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