Laura C
The deceiving cuteness up top and unavoidable sexiness below 😅 was unbelievable she, had a cat ear headset up top and veryyyy short shorts down below
by Js1888 November 07, 2022
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
If A nigga touches Below The Belt, YOu niggers Better Snnag YOu Indidviduals a Melted Pelt FOr Christ's Sake Brohamski, Deadass dude
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 07, 2025
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by ΒITCHES May 06, 2022
My below tongue is stil very active which is highly annoying as I’m constantly juicing my knickers!!! Which means I can’t wear them 2 days in a row 🙄 ffs laundry! 😎 xxx
by MH-mama April 27, 2018
An amount (usually of money) less than $200. Named for Mario Mendoza, a shortstop whose batting average hovered around .200, and now used as shorthand for a player whose godawful hitting means he shouldn't be in the majors.
"How the fuck am I gonna make rent this month? It's only the 15th and my checking account is already below Mendoza."
by qalachaki January 31, 2019
When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.
by Good Food November 26, 2020
for or during an extensively long and painful process of hard pegging usually before coming to a huge blow off top
Damn, my wife left me for a mETH tranny who knew how to get it in below sac with the right amount of slippage through the back door
by MethTranny March 19, 2024