you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

because fuck you

another way of saying "because I felt like it"
Usually used when describing something that could've been done more practically.

I disconnected the natural gas input from my stove and lit it on fire because fuck you.

I needed to walk five blocks to the library, so I stood on the back of a semi-truck going the same direction because fuck you.

by Herpderpdederp October 27, 2012

Becca

Diva, one classy bitch

That girl is such a becca

by divachick511 December 16, 2013

You can't fire me because I quit syndrome

The inability to accept the inevitable or obvious after an event has already happened.

Boss: You're fired!
Loser: You can't fire me, because I QUIT!
Boss: I don't know what you're quitting- I already fired you.
Loser: I QUIT, ya hear?! QUIT!!
Boss (to Secretary): Barbara, call security. We've got another case of "You can't fire me because I quit syndrome"

by Sir Andrew May 20, 2007

because

The most terrible of motives and the most unanswerable of responses

Homosexual male: "Why did you call me a faggot"

Young hooligan: "..because."

by vvhatsernameyourface January 23, 2009

Becca

Short for Rebecca. A very loving person. She's athletic, and is always doing crazy things with her body everyone thought was impossible. She can be annoying sometimes, but also super funny. She is amazingly gorgeous, with blonde hair and blue eyes. She's also really smart, but doesn't always know it. She tends to listen to what others say about her, instead of thinking for herself. She is very fragile, and can get her heart broken easily. But make sure never to be the one to break her heart because she always has someone there for her, and they WILL HURT YOU. She also makes friends very easily, and gets excited about silly things. She really clumsy ,and looks up to just about anyone for advice. If you know a Becca you're a really lucky person.

Person: "Becca, what the heck are you doing over there?"
Becca: "Trying to see if I can put my whole foot in my mouth. What about you?"

by callmevannah October 19, 2014

Because im black

A sentence used by african americans when they don't get what they want.

Tyrone: Hey Jeff, come meet me up at the ball court, lets shoot some hoops G.

Jeff: Nah dude i can't, sorry man.

Tyrone: Oh, i see how it is. It's because im black, isn't it?

Jeff: Yep.

by Sperm Filled Cock July 19, 2009