A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
by riverrr1075 August 3, 2009
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A large mass of crusty shit that tends to form beneath the layers of ones beard creating an endless supply of disgusting dandruff which one then must remove.
Holy fuck man, this shit never ends! I feel like a fucking snowglobe!
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff
Or,
Hey Pettipas, yeah right there.... No man your left.... aww dude, it's blowing my way..... Fuckin beard-druff
by Dandruff, Beard May 15, 2009
Get the Beard-druff mug.A person that you do not like who has a dumb beard. Usually a hipster or a guy that hangs out at the bookstore all day long and drinks the free coffee and tries to talk to everyone about nothing.
"Oh gads. Here comes beard Loaf again, he probably wants to tell me about existential catfish or something"
"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
"Man. That Beard Loaf guy owns an Arcade Fire CD made out of bacon. No lie.
by mitbong January 5, 2013
Get the Beard Loaf mug.The concept of growing a beard for a license picture so that bouncers and bartenders believe you are older than you actually are. Can then be applied to essentially anything that follows this form of "finesse."
<Friend> Yo were you able to make it into that bar last night? I heard they were being hella strict.
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.
<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk
...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?
...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?
<You> Yeah man. They asked me for my zip code, but luckily I was beard for license.
<Waiter> I'm sorry for the hold up, but I brought you two burgers for your convenience.
<You> Oh thank you
...Turns to friends...
<You> That shit was beard for licence as fuckkkkkkkkk
...Sees guy with beard...
<You> Yo you think that guy is beard for license?
...Turns to friend...
<You> Dude, are you even beard for license?
by BFLkindaguy November 4, 2018
Get the Beard for license mug.The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.
Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?
by Manic Decree November 27, 2018
Get the Beard Pussy mug.A hell hole that is full of shitty teachers, shitty bathrooms, and shitty rules with uniforms and changes the rules for no reason, also has full sex, gang related stuff, and worse stuff of all, a waste of child hood
by KillioMadnessXX March 11, 2019
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