south polar bear

(n) When a woman takes a big turd and freezes it. And when it is totally frozen it can be used as a dildo.

Tina took a fat shit, and made it into a South Polar Bear!

by $ C-Money $ May 13, 2005

polar bear head

Blow job with cold hands and lots of teeth

Don't bother with her, she gives polar bear head.

by 4jess4 February 22, 2014

bi polar bear

A very moody finance manager

Take your deal to the Bi polar Bear's office, I'm not sure what mood he's in.

by SHIT BAAAAAAGZ December 4, 2010

polar bear head

Blowjob with cold hands and lots of teeth.

When Kuato_Lives' girlfriend went down on him, the only sensation he could feel beyond the aching cold of her hands was the violent scrape of her teeth. While he appreciated the effort, the Polar Bear Head just wasn't going to work.

by Letsbreakit February 22, 2014

Jamaican Polar Bear

A move demonstrated during sexual intercourse when the male ejaculates on his partners face, throws bleached pubic hairs in the semen (Angry Gorilla) and proceeds to defecate on their head symbolizing a polar bear with dreadlocks. Works best when the male has diarrhea. Used as either a breakup tactic, revenge tactic or a fetish act.

Yeah she wouldn't shut the fuck up so i just gave her a Jamaican Polar Bear yet she enjoyed it.

by thefckisapseudonym March 22, 2010

polar bear head

Cold hands, lots of teeth. When performing oral sex

You don't want to mess with her b*itch gives polar bear head

by thehazben February 23, 2014

The Wandering Polar Bear

When a man ejaculates into a woman's ass and it travels out the butthole down into the vagina.

She said she was involved with P.E.T.A. so I gave her "The Wandering Polar Bear."

by Polar Bear Hunter July 10, 2010