one

Part of 1337 speak. Used by jackasses who want to show that they didn't forget to push the shift key but are using 1 instead of ! just to piss people off.

j00 SUXX0RS !!!!111oneone11one

by Nobody Important September 29, 2004

on one

Feeling way too good.

Just broke up with my girl and this alone time has me feelin' on one right now.

by Fresh Livin' May 6, 2015

no-one

Synonym of nobody; the jerk responsible of all the world's mistakes. See noone.

I've just found the office microwave completely fucked-up. Who did it? No-one did; since this is shit no-one cares about.

by manigordo May 1, 2008

one-one

The first episode of the first season of a show (season one, episode one). The first level in a game with multiple worlds (world one, level one).

I don't want to start in the middle, show me one-one.

by PhillyHippy September 24, 2019

Ones

A form of fighting. To throw down the ones is to fight weaponless, one on one. ones must be called by one party or the other, and there has to be a good reason, shit talk etc. A person cannot call ones because someone else called ones on somone else.

"I call ones!"
"Wanna throw down the ones?"

by blackened April 17, 2004

onE

bye, one love

late dog, one.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Onned

If you "on" something like a computer, then you switch it on, but you're a chav.

1. I haven't onned my computer yet.

2. He onned me but forgot his condom, so I had to let him get me pregnant.

by PuvoGuru July 23, 2009