bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

by Scott P July 14, 2005

bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.

"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"

by mo.w January 19, 2008

bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

by TomUK May 07, 2006

Bastard

A child with no father

Evan is a cunt bastard mother fucker

by Sean January 05, 2003

Bastards

A group of inbread, scruffy, paki-shagging twats who support a team of wankers called Blackburn. Scum of Lancashire.

No Nay Never. No Nay Never No More, Till We Play Bastard Rovers. No Nay Never, No More!!!

We Hate Bastards!

by Burnley Till I Die July 11, 2008

bastardized

The action of turning someone into a bastard. Usually involving murder or other form of homicide.

That girl used to call him daddy so I bastardized her!

by Facts Machine August 23, 2023

bastardical

Adjective, describing someone or something acting like a bastard.

He's a bastardical bastard.

by ilovesjeebus September 20, 2007