bastardize

If someone FUBAR a task or object, it could be said they bastardized it. To fuck something up to a great extent when no one is looking only to end up leaving it alone and then walk away and act like you had nothing to do with it, nor ever want anything to do with it again.

"Who bastardized your hair?"

or

"That guy bastardized his thesis."

by Scott P August 2, 2005

bastardness

the act of being a bastard, or jerk. Can also be used by itself to express the ugh of a situation.

"Dave displayed a lot of bastardness today"

by mo.w January 20, 2008

bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

by TomUK May 16, 2006

Bastard

A child with no father

Evan is a cunt bastard mother fucker

by Sean January 4, 2003

Bastards

A group of inbread, scruffy, paki-shagging twats who support a team of wankers called Blackburn. Scum of Lancashire.

No Nay Never. No Nay Never No More, Till We Play Bastard Rovers. No Nay Never, No More!!!

We Hate Bastards!

by Burnley Till I Die June 29, 2008

Bastard

A kid who dosen't know his dad

that kid is a bastard

by Archerman2324 May 14, 2019

BASTARD

Meaning if your father is dead, or disowned you. You are a Bastard

You are a Bastard

by Sir Frank Wood January 12, 2018