Ballcuzzi

When you dip your nuts in a cup of warm water, and somebody else sticks a straw underneath and blows.

(Courtesy of Bixi Zeng)

The Sheraton Four Seasons in Rome came with a complimentary Ballcuzzi.

by Zaiyan Ahmad November 30, 2004

Ballzheimers

An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.

There is no known cure.

Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.

by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009

Ballyhoo! Kleenex

After falling asleep with a woman (or man) you aren't proud you just had sex with, you wake and go in the bathroom and poop. You do not wipe your ass. When you get back to the bed, you wipe your dirty ass on the sheets and then roll her (him) over into it. Suggest you leave before morning. The Ballyhoo! Kleenex.

"Dude, are you even aware of the hideousness that took you home last night?"
"I realized it after a short nap when I woke to some beer shits. I left her a Ballyhoo! Kleenex though."

"Man, I had too much to drink last night and had some squirtage. I accidentally left that girl a Ballyhoo! Kleenex."

by SGT Cheese Hater September 2, 2013

Ballzheimers

When you smash your nut sack so hard it gets bigger.

Wow that guy smash his nut sack so hard! He is going to get Ballzheimers!

by Ballzheimers October 27, 2020

ballaholics anonymous

A place where dogs with a tennis ball (chasing) addiction can go for moral and mutual support among other dogs/peers in an effort to give up said addiction through a twelve step program.

Spot knew that Ballaholics Anonymous could help him face the demons that kept him chasing fuzzy yellow tennis balls, hoarding tennis balls, and hiding his addiction from his human.

by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021

Ballhawk

Mohawk on your balls

"Jimmy has a sexy ballhawk"

by Jiggalo Jimmy February 2, 2021

ballclipse

When low hanging testicles obscure the view of a woman's pussy during intercourse

Joe's testicles were so small they didn't even create a ballclipse when Geof shot a video of Heather's first threesome.

by ShortSmartSassySweet August 15, 2021