Baker's Coupling

A threesome

My girlfriend and I are looking for a third for our Baker's Coupling...dont tell my wife.

by hulksmashpanda December 26, 2014

Baker's feet

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

by Refi September 16, 2018

baker bogard

He is one of a kind. He is the most popular kid in school. Maybe a band kid. Athletic in many sports. He is very handsome. A ladies man. He always goes after the unexpected people. He becomes friends with everyone. Despite what u see it’s what u find. He always makes you smile even if in the darkest time. He cares for you even if he doesn’t show it. And he is always a goofball.

Baker bogard is very unexpected.

by Bandgoofball June 24, 2019

baker street

the baker street, known technically as the Perinium is the portion of the body in the pelvis occupied by urogenital passages and the rectum, bounded in front by the pubic arch, in the back by the coccyx, and laterally by part of the hipbone. Simply put, the part on the womens body between her anus and her pussy, often a sweaty area to venture towards. Named after the tube stop because it is the only place where you can switch from the brown to pink lines effortlessly.

i was licking this girl out round the baker street and my tongue slipped onto the bakerloo line, ouch!

by Nox Noctics July 24, 2006

Baker's Daughter

Offspring of a dozen and a baker's dozen. In formulaic terms, it is 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) which equals 156.

Salesman: "How many bagels do you?"
Customer: "Well, there's a lot of people, I better buy a baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many bagels, sir"
Customer: "Well, shit."

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

Baker's Gross Daughter

A baker's daughter, minus a gross. ie: a regular dozen. Formulaically: 12 (a dozen) times 13 (a baker's dozen) minus a gross (144) = 12 (a baker's gross daughter).

Salesman: "How many bagels do you want?"
Customer: "A baker's daughter"
Salesman: "We don't have that many sir"
Customer: "Oh, ok, make it a baker's gross daughter"
Salesman: "Coming right up!"

by Baker's daughter's daddy January 1, 2012

Baker Mayfield

The Baker Mayfield - the act of double fingering a butthole with the index and middle finger then wiping the poop smear underneath the eyes of your lover. This will look like eye black but brown, like the shitty QB he is.

Yo bro, i met this shitty bitch last night. Shes a dirty girl. Took her home and treated her to a Baker Mayfield!

Or

I am a browns fan and felt the need to cry and masterbate after the loss. I wanted to look like i felt so i gave myself a Baker Mayfield!

by Lilporno February 20, 2022