backdoor bandits

One or a group of persons who jump someone and proceed to stick their penis in that persons anal cavity

Jeff: Man you look like hell.
Steve: I got jumped by a gang of backdoor bandits.
Jeff: Oh that's why your not sitting down

by elliot April 6, 2005

Backdoor Boys

The true, secret name of the Backstreet Boys. Considering that Behind The Music That Sucks has already outed them as a band of merry pretenders, there isn't much more to say. But, I will anyway. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality, per say, but one should not masquerade a bunch of prepubescent little pillow-biters as a heterosexual pop band with talent. They should let everyone know how little talent they have.

Yuck, I saw the Backdoor Boys on TRL, and BOY were they talentless!

by Mikey G September 11, 2003

Backdoor Bobcat

Whilst having intercourse with a girl from behind you insert three fingers from each hand into the girls rectum and wipe the fecal matter onto her face in a "whisker-like" fashion thus making her look like a bobcat.

Sherry was giving me some sass so I told her a backdoor bobcat was in order. Sherry never sassed me again.

by epiphone850 January 18, 2009

backdoored

To go behind someones back or if someones betrays you.

Also used in Big Brother USA if someone betrays a member of their team

That bitch backdoored me.
You backdoored me man.

by edward banana figures August 18, 2006

Backdoor

When the location of an unsuspecting person is acquired, typically through their “friends” or a girl they might know. This location is usually given to the opposition in order for this unsuspecting person to be set up, robbed, and sometimes killed. Lil Durk on his feature for “Top” says “Your close homie’ll try to Backdoor you if you let him”

Person 1: Bro U gotta watch your back I heard your brothers been tryna set u up

Person 2: My own homies tryna Backdoor me? Fake ass niggas man!

by CloseThatBackdoor January 25, 2021

Blackpool Bling

Generally defined as awful and tacky costume jewellery that pikeys and chavs consider to be like wearing a Cartier necklace. In most cases the cheap quality Argos jewellery is studded with huge fake stones presumably to try and distract the unfortunate onlooker away from the hideously disturbing vision that is wearing it.

Usual examples include ragdolls and clowns (with fully poseable joints) and have evolved to include pendants showing schoolgirls pushing pushchairs (presuambly to appeal to the mainstream audience of said jewellery)

by LuC.K8 November 14, 2004

backdoor blowtorch

lighting your farts on fire.

I'm gonna be able to light a huge backdoor blowtorch since I ate all those beans.

by Rexford March 5, 2008