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by cca6 March 29, 2015
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The instrument played by the member of the band who is the second least attractive and can only crow about the quality of groupies they defile to the drummer, who traditionally can only get the kind of beasts even farmers reject.
Roadie 1: "Have you seen the girl the bass player was taking back to the tour bus? Isn't the drummer in there too?"
Roadie 2: "That was a girl? Jeez, what the hell did the drummer pull then?"
Drummer: "Does anyone have the number of a good vet? There's been an accident."
by Reverend Pobjoy July 29, 2015
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instrument often used to lift song to the top a ability

fish that lives in lakes and is often a favorite of inland fishers
I play the bass guitar.

look how big this bass is!!!
by ideky101 December 6, 2015
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A tone of voice where your peers will respect you and know that you get bitches. Opposite of the fruit nigga voice often used by Jacoby, Maxwell, and a few others.
AYE. Put some BASS in yo voice.
by Htown nigga December 11, 2018
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4 stringed instrument that pussies play because guitar is too hard.
Girl: Does Daniel play guitar, that's sooo hot!
Girl2: No he plays bass
Girl: Fucking pussy
by De wey February 21, 2019
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Dude 1: that bass is going to break my no nut november!
Dude 2: lol your musical sense sucks
by Xx_Lazyfuck_xX May 1, 2019
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Musical clef, and set of instruments, most famously the bass guitar and double/upright/contra bass. Also a fish
He’s singing in the bass clef, while playing a bass saxophone, and bass guitar. While fishing for bass
by The Yakking Wakko May 27, 2019
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