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Captain AwesomeFace 

The coolest man that ever lived, he has a dick like Jesus.
Paul: " Hey McDizzle22 you rock this Playstation network."
McDizzle22: " I know, I'm Captain AwesomeFace get in line to kiss my ass."

awesome sauce

awesome sauce is the fluid emitted from the genitals engaged in sexual activity, by either a man or a woman, either during or directly following an orgasm.
Bryan: Hey, I got awesome sauce all over your stomach.
Jenni: That's ok, I left a huge puddle of awesome sauce on your side of the bed.

awesomesause 

dope as he'll, like a new outfit
your face isawesomesause.

Awesome Sauce

An adjective describing something of nearly unfathomable awesomeness.

Or

A noun, describing a metaphorical sauce of awesomeness that washes over someone when they're in the presence of amazing things.
Tyler: Hey, you know that girl Amy?
Ben: Yeah, that chick is totally awesome sauce!

Jack: Did you see that baskettard shot?
Mississippi: Hard to tell - I was blinded by awesome sauce.

Awesomesaucical 

Awesomesaucical: referring to the amount of awesome contained in a specific object, person, or event. Mainly created just to have a few extra syllables of gibberish to say. However, awesomesauce may be used interchangeably with awesomesaucical as an outburst.

(Note: Unless awesomesauce is actually invented in the near future ({as in sold in supermarkets, which I would totally buy}) nothing can BE awesomesauce, and awesomesauce cannot be in your possession, or in your power. Therefore, you may only be awesomesaucical. Not awesomesauce.)
1. Last night was awesomesaucical.

2. OOOH!!! AWSOMESAUCICAL!!!!!

Awesome Sauce

It is a person or thing, who is so awesome that they should be put into a blender and made into sauce because they are to awesome to live.
That guy is so awesome, we should turn him into awesome sauce!