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Aussie Nobhead

A trend first noted in Australian girls and Australian backpackers around the world where by the hair is curled into a "scruffy bun" and perched on the very top of the head so it can be seen from all angles. Its main purpose is thought to be to keep their hair out of their face and off their neck.
"Wow, that girl is sporting a cracking Aussie Nobhead today! Must be really keeping her hair out of the way!"

"Hmm. That girl's got a massive Nobhead"
by Enlightened Traveller November 29, 2011
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Aussie mommy

Man have you seen that new aussie chick she's a total Aussie mommy
by Steve Roger's February 3, 2022
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aussie magpie

during spring these fuckers attack you because they think you're attacking their eggs people have used wire on their helmets while riding bikes
oh shit it's a fucken aussie magpie
by Unknown4storm August 26, 2017
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Aussie roundhouse

I hit him with the old Aussie roundhouse and he hit the deck like a sack of shit.
by SteveH_au July 2, 2008
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Aussie salute

Brushing away flies with your hand.

Apparently, this is used somewhere in Australia but I haven't heard of it and I live in WA. Sounds pretty backwater.
"Aussie salute" - Just another unintellectual way of expressing disdain for authority, when you think about it.
by Black-Velvet March 31, 2009
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Aussie Rules

A sport played mostly in Australia. Aussie Rules is similar to Gaelic Football however Aussie Rules is played with a rugby shaped ball. Aussie Rules is sometimes referred to as Australian Football this leads to confusion as some NFL fans will think its like American Football
by Archie Tartan October 15, 2020
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Aussie flatmate

A native of Australia who joins your flat share and fucks shit up. Seems "quite sound" when you first meet, but as soon as their name's on the contract shit starts to go wrong:

- multiplication: get home from work and your flat is full of Aussies drinking lager, vomming in your toilet, and touching up bull dykes (known as Sheilas). Once Aussies have multiplied in your house, it is v hard to get rid of them.

- shit banter: Aussie banter is based on their supposed superiority to dumb Yanks, boring Poms, sheep shagging Kiwis, and anyone with brown skin. Still think they dominate most sports, despite this not being true.

- Ramsay Street Kitchen Nightmares: nobody in Australia has any taste or knows how to cook. Your kitchen will look like a load of 14-year-old boys moved in for a month. Signs include stacks of empty beer cans, pizza boxes and the smell of wanking coming from the sink.

- crime: Aussies are descended from convicts. The country has been a hotbed of crime since the days of Ned Kelly, and your Aussie flatmate is no different. As they have no taste (see above), they struggle to steal anything valuable, but your TV may get pawned.

- The Aussie goodbye: If you have managed to survive long enough to outstay your Aussie flatmate, you'll probably be treated to the Aussie goodbye. The classic version is to leave without paying a major bill, several months' rent, and with no forwarding address.
Joe: Hi Brad, I've just got back from work. How was your day?
Brad: I'VE BEEN DRINKIN' HEAPS OF FACKIN' BEER YOU POMMY CUNT!
Joe: Oh that's good. I just noticed there's a naked, overweight, sunburnt woman passed out in my bed.
Brad: HAHA YES MATE, ME AND THE BOYS SPIT ROASTED LISA. AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE. OI OI OI.
Joe: Fuck, I hate having an Aussie flatmate.
by Terry Tractorosis December 4, 2012
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