Aussie Joyride 

When a chick rides your face down the stairs using your dick as a joystick.

We were 69ing on the landing when she grabbed my dick and we went for an Aussie Joyride.

Aussie Joyride by The Sandgroper March 18, 2016

Aussie Disease 

Is a disease that makes you always addicted to alcohol and cigarettes. It makes you always wear thongs (flip-flops), It makes you love meat pies and sausage rolls, and makes you use Australian slang and makes you swear a lot.

Steve: "Fuck, Shit, Bitch!!"
Bob: "Whoa mate, you got Aussie Disease"

Aussie Disease by Bman111 April 18, 2017

aussie magpie 

during spring these fuckers attack you because they think you're attacking their eggs people have used wire on their helmets while riding bikes

oh shit it's a fucken aussie magpie

aussie magpie by Unknown4storm August 26, 2017

aussie haka 

The act of slapping ones pockets in an attempt to find ones keys and wallet.

Bro, I can't find my keys, do you know where they are?
Mate, you don't the Aussie haka? they might be in ya pockets.

aussie haka by lostnz88 December 19, 2018

aussie disney 

A way more skitz version of Disney Movies, found on youtube, and greatly entertaining. Always translated to Aussie slang, so that it is more enjoyable.

"I'm gonna eat ALL ya fuckin crocodiles" - aussie disney

aussie disney by @Mr_Tru_Blue April 28, 2019

Aussie taco 

An Australian delicacy, consisting of a single folded slice of plain white bread, filled with a sausage (snag) and topped with a choice of onions, cheese, tomato sauce or mustard. Often consumed in the car park of a hardware shop.

Not to be confused with the Australia Taco.

“Mate, wanna grab a feed for brekky?”
“Nah, already had a coupla Aussie tacos down at Bunnings while I was getting a new dunny for the outhouse”

Aussie taco by Jamarley July 18, 2019

Aussie Surprise 

When you jack off whilst your girlfriend is asleep, and just before you blow, you slap her across the face as hard as you can, and when she awakes in terror you blow your load right in her eye. Then slap her again and tell her that she's late for work, and then tell her about the 4 goldfish that you inserted in her ass the night before after you drugged her hot chocolate baby.

The Bushman came home from a night of fishing, and gave his beloved bitch, an Aussie Surprise right, up the beef curtains....

Aussie Surprise by Bushkunty April 15, 2020