Atheism

Atheism
A rational personal conviction held by someone that theism is a falsehood.
"God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." - Neitzsche
Source: JM, Dec 17, 2004

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Atheism

The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason whatsoever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
by Mark Keagy December 16, 2007
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Atheism

an actual religion. they dont believe God exists, which means that individual considers himself a god, even though he or she will eventually return to dust in a few years. A true God isn't human and cannot be seen with the naked eye, but He still loves each and every one of us if we humble ourselves here on earth.
Atheist: I'm God, and I own myself. Why should I believe in someone I can't see or hear? Atheism makes perfect sense.

Christian: What if you face God when you die? Then what? It's better to be optimistic about an eternal life than to live a narcissistic short life here on earth.
by showbe January 16, 2010
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Atheism

a belief that God does not exist. sometimes can be taken too far, espicially around Christmas time.
some people believe in atheism, but i am a christian; i believe in God.
by Im a Christian May 09, 2010
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Atheism

A pawn of the pagan gods.
Ever since the gods returned, they used atheism to help destroy Christianity
by Divus Acanthus April 30, 2012
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r/atheism

An organized system of beliefs, cultural systems, world views, ideas, and ideals that relate humanity to an order of existence without god. The religion of atheism crowd-sourced under the church of reddit. A sermonizing vanity project that practices ritualistic circlejerking of pseudo-philosophical platitudes originating primarily on facebook. A self-celebrating, fedora wearing scene of experts on Occam's razor. Ontological superfluity.
redditor 1: "What's r/atheism?"

redditor 2: "Oh, you mean that church of religious zealots that downvote any reference to god?"

redditor 1: "Yeah, prepare to be shadowbanned."
by Don't use your real names. January 23, 2015
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faces of atheism

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.
faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character
by BOSSN14 June 13, 2012
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