Asshat

A short little man who lives in his mom's basement that pretends he's a well-respected world renowned sports writer, when in fact - he's just a douche who thinks too highly of himself. Suffers from little-man syndrome.
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Asshat
English:
Somebody who tries to use Google or Google Maps in 1942.
Typing in how long it is to get to Germany from the United States, America is shocked as the computer tells him to "swim across the Atlantic Ocean".
Burger addict: so uh, what were we talking about?
Tea addict: that's not a question…and we were talking about Germany
Burger addict: *looks at a map of the U.S.*
Burger addict: how long will it take to get there by car?
Tea addict(annoyed): look at a world map
Burger addict: what do you mean, this is a world map!
Burger addict: fine, if you won't tell me, I'll just ask Google Maps! He'll tell me how to get there on top of how long it'll take!
Tea addict: we can't google stuff in 1942, you asshat!
Burger addict: watch how it's done, loser! Going from America..to Germany! I do what I want, biyaatch!
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A nickname for the guy who broke your heart.
by fakehogchrissy June 03, 2019
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Somebody who eats ass to much
Yo, Sarah Kay night in bed was a total AssHat
by SEXDADDY69 December 28, 2018
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A complete moron. One who cannot contribute anything useful to a legitimate coversation. A person who is so oblivious to his/her surrounding that their head might as well be up thier fucking ass.
Ted's always butting in conversations when nobody asked his opinion. What an asshat.
by NateJ3000 January 23, 2020
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When a person has his head so far up his ass that it appears he is wearing it as a hat.
Tom Friedman was wearing his asshat when he wrote that column about Egypt.
by Brother Muslimhood December 08, 2011
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A group of politicians is known as an "asshat". The place where they "work"<sic> (Congress, House of Commons, senate, etc) is known as an "asshattery". And what they do is known as "asshattedness".
A large asshat of politicians gathered at the asshattery today to engage in further asshattedness, which resulted in them stealing more taxpayers money.
by KJ71 March 30, 2014
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