asshat 

one good looking dude

so this one girl one day says to me your an asshat!.... and my response is damn girl thanks! love you too

asshat by asshat2789 April 21, 2010

asshat 

A tattoo above a womans anus. Thus a hat for her ass.

Guy 1 - "Hey man did you see that tramp stamp right above that girl's ass?"

Guy 2 - "That my friend, is what we call an asshat. Tramp stamps are above the vagina."

Guy 1 - "Touché."

asshat by eagleshockey54 January 6, 2011

asshat 

1. (adjective) used to describe someone who has pissed you off.

2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat)

3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.

1. Merv is such an asshat! He sunk my yacht with a stick of dynamite!

2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time.

3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.

asshat by Raccooninabox January 23, 2007

asshat 

when someone talks out their ass so much they might as well wear it as a hat.

'that kid is such an asshat. do you believe what he just said?"

'anyone who thinks marriage should be outlawed is such an asshat'

asshat by Michael Simon July 16, 2008

asshat 

One whose degenerate behavior warrants the removal of their ass and it's transplantation to the top of their cranium. Not to be confused with an assclown.

Ursula: Dude, Yakoff is being such an asshat
Bluttocks: You mean he needs his ass moved to the top of his head?
Ursula: That is what an asshat is

asshat by Q Nasty December 9, 2008

asshat 

A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.

John- Stew my head is big but also small
Stew- John shut up you asshat!

asshat by Zack M November 6, 2008

Asshat 

Some who acts foolish with no intent.

Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.

Asshat by Ethan Hawley January 2, 2012