by Greencow67 December 10, 2010
Get the Boner Assasin mug.Greg: "Have you seen Charlie Sheen today?"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
Paul: "Yeah, earlier. He should be at work right now."
Greg: "What does he do for a living besides act?"
Paul: "You don't know? He's a Vatican Assassin Warlock"
Greg: "Oh. I was unaware."
Paul: "WINNING!"
by KieferKhaos March 29, 2011
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Someone who is trained in typically unconventional, brutal and outrageous attempts on the life of another; a lethal machine secretly employed in espionage, manipulation and sex games with hot women; a living nightmare.
The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013
Get the Albanian Assassin mug.as¡¤sas¡¤si¡¤nate¡¤ (¨¡t¡ä)
transitive verb
to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
transitive verb
to murder (esp. a politically important or prominent person) by surprise attack, usually for payment or from zealous belief
to harm or ruin (someone's reputation, etc.), as by slander, vilification, etc.
- your mission is too asses....assiss...assas...TO KILL A GUY (top gun version)
Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
Powerful people fear that someone will try to assassinate them.
by Noka November 19, 2007
Get the assassinate mug.(v.) to excessively and wildly dismember a person's body using Asian weaponry (gallons of blood are typically lost from the victim's body when being ninja assassined)
Witness 1: Dude you completely ninja assassined that guy!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!
Assassin: Yeah I'm going cut his limbs off too.
Witness 2: Holy shit! There's blood everywhere!
by Kushikime December 1, 2009
Get the ninja assassin mug.noun. a regular assassin who is specifically focused on the ass or anal vicinity. Perhaps his targets all have abnormally large asses, perhaps he uses with a weapon in that area. Finally, there could be a hint of anal sex involved.
by Simon November 16, 2004
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