aparte

A plush condo or apartment

Just left your aparte, thanks for letting me stay for awhile

by Wanduzé May 22, 2018

What do to when the world is falling apart

Child murder. Murder a child. Kill children.

Hym "What do to when the world is falling apart? Kill a child!"

by Hym Iam May 3, 2025

Crawled Apart

When you girl just loves to get spread apart but her legs nearly crawl.

Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."

by Demotivation January 21, 2012

Jefferson Square Apartments

Affordable housing in Detroit’s Jefferson Chalmers neighborhood, built in ’79. Known locally as part of “The Blue Zone” because of Rollin’ 60s Crips presence and the neighborhood’s deep working-class roots.

“Don’t sleep on them Jefferson Square Apartments—built in ’79, but the block’s history and The Blue Zone vibes run deep.”—Eastside local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex

why the hell would you search this name up???

anyways its a 601 meter tall clock with its actual clock part the size of big ben

why do we even need to have a clock this tall

guy 1: big ben is the worlds largest clock
guy 2: blud you stupid!!! its yo mama’s watch
guy 3: Abraj al-bait Mecca Royal Clock Towers Apartment Complex
guy 2: what the sigma

by jsavy June 29, 2024

Preferred apartment community Batman

The late night resident , usually inebriated, who has taken it upon himself to patrol his or her Buildings , units , leasing office amenities, etc.. late at night. Looking for any unusual activity or disturbance such as loud party’s , excessive speed through the parking lots, loud birds , or any other nuisance that he/she deems unacceptable. He brandishes his own swift justice. Unfortunately this only results in his own embarrassment and a hangover of shame when the sun rises

I got really drunk Last night and all Of a sudden turned into stupid ‘Preferred apartment community Batman’ again. I was yelling at the teenagers to turn down their garbage edm music and taking down license plate numbers to give to the cops

by RynothaGyno June 3, 2020

Apartment Outhouse

The act of using an apartment balcony as a toilet. Letting the raw sewage flow down on the neighbors below you. If the volume is large enough it can have the appearance of a waterfall. Repeated use will cause the patio furniture to rust changing the flow to a rusty orange color. Most often used by Frat boys and major douchebags.

My upstairs neighbor was too lazy to go walk to the bathroom and used the apartment outhouse.

by mitch guist May 24, 2013