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Apartment Monkey

a person who can only be trained to do simple tasks. Typically found living in apartments can sometimes been found in condos, townhouses and even neighborhoods. They're self-absorbed in themselves and think little of those around them, this is most apparent when driving or being a pedestrian. They are not gender or race specific.
That stupid Apartment Monkey just cut across 4 lanes of traffic with no warning.

That apartment monkey just walked right out in front of those cars.
by Anime Noob October 21, 2010
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together/apart

opposite of united/prioritiless
United we stand a chance--together/apart makes no sense, oxymoron! Good luck fornicating or procreating six feet together/apart.
by 666 Club February 8, 2022
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RHIT West Apartments

The location where you sign up for events, but never go to them.
"We are supposed to have a IM game, where is everybody?" "Dude we are RHIT West Apartments. We can barely get enough to play."
by AiYuuko April 2, 2022
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Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
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peachtree crossing apartments

Peachtree crossing apartments was created by Harold wright Peavy then sold to his daughter Marie wright Peavy simar who married lane Christopher simar after the two got divorced Marie wright Peavy simar sold the apartments to lane Christopher simar who is now the owner and does a great job running Peachtree crossing apartments in Byron Georgia
I just moved into Peachtree crossing apartments
by aussie simar July 15, 2019
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Lafayette Village Apartments

A section 8 apartment in East Houston around Beltway 8 and Woodforest bordering both Channelview and Cloverleaf, 21 mins away from Downtown Houston. Usually for senior living, has psuedo-nice exterior but situations regarding carjackings, gunshots, neighborhood fights, drugs, etc.
I’m in Lafayette Village Apartments right now, they always be shooting here at nighttime oh my god
by DaisyDukesDaisy December 30, 2023
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