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The Angry Ryan

When a girl performing oral sex on a man grabs a handfull of pubic hair and rips it out as soon as the man reaches climax, she then spits the load into the handfull of pubic hair and sticks it between the eyebrows of the man who is now doubled over in pain giving him the appearance of having a frowning unibrow
"Hey Dude! why are you looking so angry?" asked Jim

"I'm not, My girlfriend gave me "The Angry Ryan" last night and I havn't had time to wash my face yet" replied Dan
by Special needs student November 8, 2010
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Angry Penguin

A female is performing oral sex on a male. Just when he is about to "get there" she gets up and walks away, leaving him alone, aroused, with pants around his ankles. The male waddles after the female like a Angry Penguin.
Susie gave Ted the Angry Penguin treatment for Donkey Punching her last week.
by The Ocho 8 May 25, 2006
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Angry Darth Vader

While receiving oral sex, proceed to clamp the girls nose shut thus making her make darth vader noises. Then proceed to say "<insert girls name here> I am your father"
Bro i totally angry darth vader-ed my girl last night.
by We Stay Squadded November 12, 2009
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angry finger

Finger pain caused by too much time playing any highly addictive iPad game, named after the popular app "Angry Birds." Pain is usually, although not exclusively, located in the dominant index finger.
After 2 hours of Angry Birds, I have angry finger.
by DrRed December 31, 2010
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Angry Homo Kid

wow that is one angry homo kid.
by Antideckmerr August 3, 2009
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Angry Beavers

Angry Beavers was one of the last great Nickelodeon cartoons, featuring two hilariously funny beaver-brothers, which was unfortuantely cancelled in the great purge of funny.
by The Monkey King May 28, 2005
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angry apache

When a girl is on her period and bleeding, somebody fingers her (preferably with two or more fingers). The fingerer then proceeds to slap the girl across the cheek and then follow up with a backhand slap, angering the girl and leaving streaks of blood from the fingers that appear as war paint.
"My girlfriend didn't tell me that she was on her period before I fingered her, so I gave her an angry apache.
by dizzle fo shizzle October 22, 2006
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