Poop Guest

When you go over to someones house just to poop, and then leave. This person thinks you are coming over for a nice visit. Instead you leave them with a smelly bathroom.
Dude came over to my house as a Poop Guest. Needless to say he is no longer invited over.
by arthurvandelay November 28, 2016
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hannah guest

loves lasagna on cold monday mornings. The "it" girl of New York. The "social outkast" the "nobody" but that "it girl"
Person 1: Hannah Guest is great
Person 2: Have you seen her slicked back pony today, so clean girl!
by loveilylily! March 22, 2023
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guest mentality

When a person has “guest mentality” they like to use their expensive and fancy household consumables for themselves to enjoy rather than “saving it for when a guest comes”

Such items identified as: fancy soaps, expensive candles & other home fragrances, fancy cutlery & dining table cloths.
My mother definitely has guest mentality, she is burning a large jo malone candles

and it’s just me and her in the house.
by greentoy99 January 25, 2025
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narsi-guest

One or more people who completely and rudely overstay their welcome in your home. Forcing you to feel and act like a jerk just to get your home back.
I don't want to stay at his place
He already has too many narsi-guests.
by CarwynIestyn March 17, 2019
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French Guest

When you have sex on a friends bed, then ejaculate on their pillow. When that friend goes to bed they get an ear full of cum. When confronted about the deed the ejaculator laughs like a French Person. "haw haw haw"
I left my buddy a French Guest before I left the party.
by Lightspeedpork July 10, 2014
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Austin guest

thicc booty sexy body dang he’s the man you want He’s great in bed I would know He makes me drool
Super sexy Austin guest 🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵👨 ❤️ 👨👨 ❤️ 👨😘😘😘💋💋💋🍑🍑💑💑💑🌈🌈❤️❤️🍆🍆
by HOT sexy kid on your bus March 19, 2019
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guesting

Someone who likes to be the guest at everything but never a host or hostess
I rather be guesting then throwing this party!
by KitKat33 September 25, 2016
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