28th Amendment

A hypothetical amendment of the U.S. Constitution that allows citizens to party and have fun without government interference.

The 28th Amendment is a good thing for partygoers.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 19, 2021

times amended

idk mama and them always did say it. i think it means time has refined us.

how times amended...

by susiescout March 1, 2017

14th amendment

Oh no! The 14th amendment!? OH NO! We care so much about that (now and not 7 years ago when I was saying exactly that! Remember? Remember when I was saying this was a violation of that exact thing? And now they're doing it to you and now it's a national emergency? Remember?)

Hym "Hey, do you REMEMBER that? When I was saying that thing? About how why this was wrong? But ONLY NOW THAT IT AFFECT A FUCKING WHORE does anyome give a shit about it. The WHORE who's running around getting raw dogged by every fat cock she meets behind he boyfriends back... NOW THAT IT AFFECTS HER and that the gallom od semen she's pouring into herself my have a tangible consequence... NOW THE 14TH AMENDMENT MATTERS! ONLY NOW does it matter. Because 'ThEy'Re gOiNg To UsE iT tO tAkE mY dEcIsIoN-cOnSeQuEnCe pRiViLeGeS aWaY!' Fucking trash! You're absolute garbo!"

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

Pursed amendment

When a you buy a woman a Louis Vuitton, she's got to give it up.

You bought me an LV, Let's go fuck. It's the pursed amendment

by Andy the pirate June 13, 2021

Amendable

To be agreeable to something. An action or suggestion. Dealing with a level of persuasion.

french: origin.

Colleague: Hey Gryf, I have a few introductions I would like to make to you sometime. I think it will help with networking.

Gryf: Sure. That’s seems to be an amendable plan.

by Professor Of the First Bench June 11, 2018

5,000th Amendment

The 5,000th amendment makes it a crime to give students homework in the United States.

The 5,000th Amendment makes it a crime to give Homework.

by Benjamin K, lead scientist November 10, 2020