Alcoholic's Logic

Type of logic an Alcoholic has, whether they are in recovery or not. This logic may not make sense to anyone who isn't an alcoholic.

Alcoholic: When you fix that kitchen cabinet to the wall to house the double oven, for extra peace of mind I'd like you to screw in two brackets, fixed to the wall behind the cabinet, under the shelf the oven will sit on.
Non alcoholic: Here we go, alcoholic's logic again!

Alcoholic's Logic by Little Computer Nerd July 11, 2012

alcoholic hostility 

alcohol performing its' 'magic' on a normally 'nice person', changing their personality somewhat like jekyll/hyde.

alcoholic hostility convinced john he was being 'stunk on,' which always immediately switched him into 'fighting mode'
alcoholic hostility had him/her taking on the most aggressive and nonsensical imagined positions...

alcoholic hostility by michael foolsley December 31, 2014

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome 

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome or AGS is a disease, caused by overconsumption of alcohol and gaming, is the same disease which killed the dinosaurs. Symptoms of AGS are the unquenchable urge to consume alcohol and play video game (or as I like to call them "Devil games") for an overextended period of time. Some sufferers of AGS have been known to defecate themselves as to not interrupt their gaming session.

dudukakapeepeeshire, did you just shit your pants because you didn't want to interrupt your game? You need to get yourself checked for Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome!

Alcoholic Gamer Syndrome by Zvd918 August 7, 2015

Alcoholic Aquarium 

Taking a mouth full of vodka and mixing it with Goldfish Crackers.

I'm going to take a Alcoholic Aquarium!

Alcoholic Aquarium by JimmyMeowMeow May 26, 2023

Alcoholic Semen-Thrower 

Originated on XBox Live. Nyack Middle School students use this term a lot to indicate that they throw semen but aren't actually alcoholic. People like this are usually huge D-Bags on XBox Live and always ask you to "1 v 1" them on Modern Warfare.

Hey, I'm about to change my gamertag.
Shutup you Alcoholic Semen-Thrower!
....Like Nigy Nigz.

Alcoholic Semen-Thrower by Nigyz May 9, 2010

alcoholic whore 

A married woman who gets drunk and sends sexts to her male best friend.

That alcoholic whore, Jen, got drunk on a Thursday and sent sexts to her best male friend, who is in a relationship. She thought it was HILARIOUS!

alcoholic whore by imsopetty January 17, 2018

Alcoholic Nazi 

A person who is both a nazi and an alcoholic. to drink the sweet nectar of the gods to the point of reliance upon it, while being a nazi.

alex, alex, alex, possibly hitler...and alex

Alcoholic Nazi by dave g September 9, 2005