Albanian Helicopter

When pounding on some Hoe you grip both ankles and lift both their legs in the air while ankles are tight together , thrusting their body in an up and down motion.
Yo man I gave that girl last night the Albanian Helicopter and now she won't leave me alone
by Slugger January 19, 2019
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When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired
John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts
by akalazam June 04, 2025
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albanian halloween

This is occurs in Call of Duty Warzone when you watch from a far as your puerto rican teammate rushes a team of 4 and proceeds to get gangbanged.
Blerton did the Albanian Halloween on Josh last time we played
by Likeasomebody82634 October 20, 2023
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albanian teabag

A sexual act where a male with strangely large balls inserts them into a another man’s anus, then removes them quickly to make a popping sound.
Josh-remember when we Albanian teabagged last night

Gary- when you removed your balls from my ass the pop was so loud you woke my sister up
by Andreiguodala June 07, 2023
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Albanian abortion

A type of abortion that is performed by an Albanian person in order to save money. The abortion also causes the woman to become infertile. The person performing the abortion kicks the woman very hard in the uterus, killing the foetus and also completely destroying the uterus which hence causes the woman to remain infertile for the rest of her life.
Guy 1: "Something is up. Last week Hannah said she's pregnant but now she just told me she's infertile"
Guy 2: "She clearly was given the Albanian abortion"
by CherrykoolaidYT December 21, 2021
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Albanian Juicer

Typically used in homoerotic experiences, the Albanian juicer is when one’s partner squeezes their testicles so aggressively, that their testicles turn to liquid, much like juicing a lemon.
My boyfriend gave me an Albanian Juicer last night and I ended up in the hospital.
by Cumgoggles420 June 06, 2024
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Albanian rugrumping

Albanian Rugrumping- The action of getting Jello up the bum while getting rug burn via dragging of a car
“Hey John how’d you get these injuries… plus the jello in there…”
“Just some good ol’ Albanian Rugrumping
“Ah. Makes sense.”
by Tuxtan December 02, 2024
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