phone affair

when a person you are good friends with is talking to your girlfriend/boyfriend more then you do. this usually happens without your knowledge

dude, did you hear? Laura and Randy were having a phone affair when he was going out with Ellen
wow! what a douche bag

by mingydingy January 7, 2009

Illicit Affairs

My all time favorite Taylor swift song. When I listen to this song I feel in captured in it. The music is so flawless and I love the lyrics even though I don't really relate to it. I listen to this song every single night which is 353 times on Spotify which doesn't count for the times I've listened to it on my record player, other people's phones, and other music platforms. Although I listen to this song all the time I NEVER have gotten sick of it which is weird cause I get sick of songs easily. I just love this song. The small background details, acoustics, live performance, the delivery and emotion of the bridge, and of course the IMMACULATE vocals make this such a beautiful song. Favorite on Folklore, favorite on her discography I love this song.

Hey what's your favorite song on folklore?
Oh definitely illicit affairs!

by Nils Sjöberg Swiftie August 25, 2023

netflix affair

Netflixing a TV series without your spouse/friends/significant other, all the while knowing they will like the series and deciding not to tell them you are watching episodes so you don't have to wait for them to catch up with you. This creates the awkward situation where you have to hide your watching and hope they don't catch you having this affair
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What's this series you're watch?

Sorry babe, I kinda starting watching this new series, it's really good, I think you'd like it too but I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." I know, it kinda looks like I'm having a netflix affair but you haven't been around lately to start a new series!?

by cherry & curtner September 10, 2019

Wood Affair

Some good people had an affair with great quality wood and decided to start Wood Affair! The best quality and most trustworthy Furniture store in Jaipur. Providing Solid wood furniture to its clients. Since forever.

Did you get this alluring Wood Affair furniture from Wood Affair?

by Woody People November 24, 2021

A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.

Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

escape affair

Escape Affair: A synonym for the phrase, ‘escape sex’, this describes the desire for a person to seek out romance and sexual relations with an ‘outside neutral party’ that helps them forget what they are trying to escape from.

Veronica was so frustrated after years of work on the Penske File, that she hated her work, her colleagues and even her husband. She needed an ‘Escape Affair’ To try and mask her feelings, she needed to escape with someone who didn’t want to talk about her problems. So she started banging the milkman!

by intothefray September 21, 2022