Allen

The most adorable little man in the world whose laughter is better than any antidepressant ever manufactured. He’s natively a very sweet and caring person who undervalues himself and allows the people he loves run all over him. Perhaps the most special person ever to walk the Earth, he can always be found smiling and being outwardly optimistic. To hug him is to feel warm and safe.

“I haven’t heard Allen laugh today. I think I think I need Prozac.”
“I just talked to Allen, now I feel like I can sleep soundly knowing that he’s okay.”

by D1whoknosu September 20, 2010

Allenstown

A shitty little town in New Hampshire, full of wanksters and thug impersonators.

Welcome to Allenstown. Where wannabees play.

by MikeyVC August 12, 2007

Ray Allens

sitting on 20 inch rims

"Damn that car is sitting on Ray Allens!"

by Olivbearmo May 20, 2008

Allendale Sneaker

When one of your room mates goes home for the weekend and you throw a party and someone ends up having sex in that persons bed.

"Man Chaz is gonna be pissed when he finds out he got the Allendale Sneaker last night."

"Awh Man! there's residue everywhere! somebody totally gave me the Allendale Sneaker this weekend!"

by backdoorbobo69 December 8, 2009

allen stevenson

BEST SCHOOL EVER, FOR RICH WHITE KIDS!

O YOUR DAD OWNS THE YANKEES YOU MUST GO TO ALLEN STEVENSON!

by UDKJNMD February 6, 2017

allenmacpac2017

THIS KID WILL NEVER BE NEXT TO YOU WHEN YOU RUSH RED, LITERALLY NEVER.

me : "allen im rushing red, follow me"
allenmacpac2017: ok im coming
me: ALLEN WHERE ARE YOU????? THEY ARE ON ME!!
allenmacpac2017 : yu didnt tell me you were rushing

by The_glubbus_creator_1 April 12, 2021

Allen

A sweet person. He doesn't make you feel special through words, but through actions. He can me perverted at times, but that's okay. Pretty hair and has the most adorable laugh in the world. He has the sexiest body. His eyes are beautiful. You will never get tired of Allen. Also once you have an Allen in your life, you won't be able to live without one.

"Woah, that guy's so awesome, who is he ?"
-"Ohh that's Allen."

by beepbaap November 22, 2011