Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019

Mr. Avocado

One of the highest terms of praise you can give to someone

Maria called Josh "Mr. Avocado"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

The Avocado Effect

When you buttfuck your dead Irish dad till he shuts green

“If Jered doesn’t shut the fuck up, I’m gonna have to experience the Avocado Effect.”

by Dirigi April 8, 2021

Avocado Baby

An Avocado Baby is a attention seeking whore usually is popular for the wrong reasons.
Tries to be something he's not. Secretly wants to be a fuckboy just to get nudes and so he can show he fellow peers cause all he wants is acceptation . Someone that contacts you one day talking about how cute you as are then say the samething to your best friend the same day. Likes to make girls "want" him. Depends on his friends to pay for him. Represents the worst trends of the present moment. Listens to mainstream artists that are mainstream because they're "not" mainstream so like TOP, Melanie martinez, etc.

That Boy is fuckboy!

Shhh.. You might get in trouble just use AVOCADO BABY
Okay

by IM A WANNABE February 20, 2017

avocado peeler

a porcupine wrapped around a lollipop

I just had an avocado peeler for dessert.

by riverrat54 August 31, 2017

avocado bitch

a bitch who is too obsessed with avocados and non stop dances to songs about avocados while shaking their vegetables

Dang!! Did you see that avocado bitch on t.v last night?!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

Avocado's number

Avocado's number, 1.66×10⁻²⁴ = 1/Avogadro's number, is the number of moles in a guacamole. A guacamole is Avocado's number of moles, which just happens to be one molecule. While we're at it, a guacameter is 1.66×10⁻²⁴ meters, just as a yoctometer is 10⁻²⁴ meters.

We study single molecules. We used to have to say we study 1.66 yoctomoles of molecules, but ever since ISO added the prefix guaca, equal to Avocado's number, we study one guacamole of molecules.

by Dr. Ripe Avocado, PhD. November 23, 2022