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tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)
As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.
by Lord Mike March 18, 2004
mugGet the tossed salad surgerymug.

they did surgery on a grape

by fortniteborger November 22, 2018
mugGet the they did surgery on a grapemug.

Big Weiner Surgery

slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity
John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.
by zomplexx March 29, 2022
mugGet the Big Weiner Surgerymug.

Mullet Reassignment Surgery

When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.
"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."
by Big Danny T January 29, 2014
mugGet the Mullet Reassignment Surgerymug.

They did surgery on a grape

Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape
by Basc69 November 27, 2018
mugGet the They did surgery on a grapemug.

Key Hole Surgery

When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.
Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.
by Wise Man November 19, 2003
mugGet the Key Hole Surgerymug.

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