tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

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they did surgery on a grape

by fortniteborger November 23, 2018

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When someone that doesn't look good with long hair finally gets it cut.

"Hey! Looking good!"

"Yeah, too many people were telling me my hair looked terrible, so I got some Mullet Reassignment Surgery."

by Big Danny T January 30, 2014

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slang for any unnecessary purchase made for the sole purpose of overcompensating for insecurity

John says he's getting his truck lifted but we all know he can't afford a big weiner surgery like that.

by zomplexx March 29, 2022

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Rob: Did you hear about the school shooting in Alabama?
Chad: They did surgery on a grape

by Basc69 November 27, 2018

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When you wrap a towel around your forefinger and give your ringpiece a good scrub after taking a shower.

Mary: Whats all these brown marks on the towel?
Bill: Oh, sorry, i was doing some key hole surgery.

by Wise Man November 19, 2003

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