Charles

Although supposed to be the moniker of men who embody the traits of strength, kinsmanship and nobility, bearers of this name are almost invariably pallid over-educated white guys with delusions of grandeur who, although generally well-meaning, are often socially awkward to the point of being socially unacceptable, and the sort people who need to write positive things about themselves on UD in order to feel better about themselves. Avoid Charleses where possible.

Charles: <Tipping fedora> The good time of day to you, m'lady
Random woman: Erm, hi...?
Charles: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Random woman: Erm, no, I suddenly remembered I was just leaving actually... <Walks away hurriedly>

by Charlemagne1993 October 12, 2017

Charl

A Chunker.

Look at Charl shes such a chunker!

by Who do you think!?! June 22, 2011

CHARL

CHARL is a future band, which will be a huge hit, and they will have loads of merchendise, TV Programmes, books, DVDs, videogames and more!

CHARL stands for the names of it's members:

Charles
Holly
Alice
Rob
Lauren

And you can follow them on Facebook!

Guess what?
You're doing something totally uncool and retarded, like you do?
NO! I'm going to see CHARL! :D

by WobbyFour January 7, 2011

Charles

A fat person who only eats fast food.

"Look at all those Charles eating at McDonalds!"

by Fat Charles September 5, 2008

charles

1. the police

2. anyone (normally derogatory)

is from juggernaut bitch

1. Is that undercover charles up on the right side of the road?

2. I'ma beat yo ass charles shit I'll beat your ass with charles I'm da juggernaut bitch.

by paisy August 3, 2009

Charles

He has a tiny dick but uses it to the best of his ability.

Damn bro Charles gotta a tiny dick. He must be in the tiny dick gang

by TinyDickGang January 29, 2019

Charles

Has a tiny dick but uses it to the best of his ability

God damn, Charles gotta tiny dick bro

by TinyDickGang January 29, 2019