Banana

Banana. A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision Subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision nust be stopped

Banana: Hey, Have you heard of Onision? Guy: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Banana: * Kills Himself*

by Sebanstianstan February 14, 2017

Banana

Fresh fruit. More dangerous than a pointed stick. The banana can be a lethal weapon in the hands of a trained expert. Even the military has special units that train in these scenarios.

*bang*
Now I eat the banana.

by Bricked March 25, 2023

Banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death.

Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.

Sentence: "Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision? Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler? Guy 1: *kills himself*"

Bananas are like Nazi's but they follow Onision instead of Hitler

by FreeHugs(>^3^)> February 14, 2017

Banana

another word that has been rejected by Urban Dictionary, much like pineapple.

Kate: mom?
Kate's Mother: What is it dear?
Kate: What's a ba-nay-nay?
Kate's Mother: You mean banana?
Kate: Yeah! .... what's that?
Kate's mother: Look it up online honey!
urban dictionary:

Its a fucking fruit for god sake you stupid fuck

by hewwo_its_kato November 25, 2017

banana

the banana is the most delicious fucking fruit to ever live. seriously this fucker is longer than your penis. its better than the fucking apple and the fucking orange. you know why? because they fucked their mom and the banana didnt fuck his mom.

a banana is good

by @danner.1 April 15, 2019

Banana

A word that makes me upset for looking it up (almost as upset as looking up pineapple)

Who the fuck doesn't know what a banana is?!

by SadGirl4885 June 19, 2018

Banana

A type of telephone and weapon. This classic instrument of distruction is used in comedies as "jokes" but in all seriousness is unstopable force. As a telephone, a user usuallly says the classic line, "yellow?" In place of hello. Nothing can stop it. We are all doomed.

*user picks up banana
Guy1: Yellow? Who dis?
Guy2: This is your father. Moms dead
Guy1: looks like you and me are going to have to split!
*laugh track plays
Guy2: wait how tf are you calling me on a banana?

by GhostToastBanana April 20, 2019