Fuck zoned

A person who wants to be in a relationship with his or her fuck buddy but is only used for sex when needed.

Alex was fuck zoned because he was too good at what he did.

by Kimposible91 July 9, 2015

p'zoned

A more hardcore way of being pwned

Virtual Doctor: Congradulations! You have: AIDS
Kid: Oh nos!!!1!! I'm gonna diez0rz
Kid2: P'ZONED!

by STD AIDs October 17, 2003

bud zoned

After fiercely pursuing and fantasizing about a potential love interest, bud zoning is the act of relegating said fantasy into a "friend" and no longer being able to picture them as an object of sexual desire.

Bud zoned is the word to refer to a guy that is no longer a sexual interest to a female pursuant.

Friend: "How did your date go?"

Tina: "I can't picture kissing him!"

*Friends make eye contact."

Friend: "Bud zoned!"

by XXXTina October 17, 2012

Mom zoned

a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you

Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.

by Notyouraverageniceghee December 11, 2016

zorged

another word for stole, much like the phrase *YOINK*

You zorged my CloudSong!

by you.zorged.my.cloudsong July 21, 2006

Friend-zoned

When a girl you like cries on your shoulder, but won't suck your dick. She usually goes through 10 guys a month.

John- So I hung out with Susan last night.
Bill- Damn she's hot. She suck your dick?
John- No! She fucking friend-zoned my ass.

Bill- Fuck that bitch!

by Ahsjdjeo473892 December 18, 2015

P'zoned

Extreemly, severely pwned. Like a third form of owned (Owned, Pwned, P'zoned).

Shit, man, P'ZONED!

by Little Ben November 11, 2003