Zoinks

Language of God

Shaggy: "Zoinks!"
Everybody fell down on their knees and started worshipping Shaggy

by murukkhu January 28, 2019

zoinks

an expression of surprise

that really happened, well zoinks!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

Zoink

A term originally developed in Orangeburg, South Carolina to describe a woman that is not very visually appealing.

That girl don't look good. She a zoink, bruh.

by Lau King February 7, 2019

Zoinked

When you smoke a large amount of marijuana and you’re just too gone.

Student 1: umm are you high?

Student 2: broooo I’m zoinked...lmfaoooo

by White.boy.colin September 15, 2018

Zoinked

Getting so high that you surpass zooted and go into trying to solve the universe.

Chad: Dude why do feet smell and noses run?
Ben: You are so zoinked right now

by DirtyHippie3010 September 21, 2018

Zoinked

High as shit

I was zoinked after we smoked yesterday

by Stonii McGee June 1, 2018

ZOINKS

What people say when they realize cartoon Shaggy has skin-colored facial hair.

Me: Did you know cartoon Shaggy has a beard, it's just the color of his skin?
You: Let me see.
Me: Look at the GIF.
You: ZOINKS!

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2022