Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Zeus

Noun. zoos

A quick, sudden and unexplained sharp pain or cramp in the anus or general crotch area, like being hit with a mini bolt of lightening.

"Ow! I just got Zeus-ed!"

by Malverna July 9, 2014

Keir Zeus

The Resurrection. Zeus reborn and awakened.

Space, Time, Weather, Bountiful Heavenly Life, Creators, Artists, Athletes, Passionate. Incredible rage against the enemy but the greatest Lover and Love. Eceryone is beautiful.

They all want a piece of Keir Zeus.

by FatherSonandSpiritofTruth November 23, 2024

Zeus

a big man in the sky that throws lightning bolts and hooks up with a lot of women

There goes Zeus hooking up with a mortal women again

by That kidcore teen March 17, 2021

Zeus

A game mode in Arma 3, that lets a player be a gamemaster and control the battlefield in real-time as the rest of the players play their roles to complete their objectives.

Orochi was messing around during the Op, so Zeus strikes him with lightening.

by GarudOne December 8, 2020

Zeus

A greatly respected greek raper

Zeus raped many women

by Govu March 5, 2021

Zeus (the)

Sexual act whereby the instigator inserts the index finger of one hand into an electrical socket while at the same time inserting the index finger of the other hand into the anus of another individual.

Dude, I gave your mom the Zeus and now she craps lightning.
Zeus (the).

by dogbiscuit May 27, 2009